My Son is a Stuffed Cat And I Don’t Care Anymore
A reclamation of the right to not have kids or pets
Yes, you read that right, I have a son, and he’s a stuffed cat.
Not like a once-living cat that has died and been preserved with chemicals and stuffing. Like a stuffed animal cat. Some might call him a “Beanie Baby,” and if you looked through photos of Beanie Babies…